Clockwork Angels - OUT NOW!
Taylor Dunn lives in Minneapolis where he spends some of his time raising little kids, more of his time teaching bigger-little kids, and most of his time writing wildly entertaining and shamelessly promoted stories. He invites readers to email him at 
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Coming soon - Cardboard Demons, the sequel to Clockwork Angels

An excerpt: 
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Oh, thou stupid bitch, Lucifer thought bitterly, rubbing his head. A pox on thy twat for all eternity.

 He was already frustrated. Eve could be deliberately stupid in a way that was simply beyond Adam, who was comparatively easy to understand: pecker first, stomach second, and everything else a distant third. Woman was far more nuanced, and convincing her to eat the damn apple was going to be more difficult than Lucifer had thought.

Uriel, archangel and guardian of Eden - and Lucifer’s one true friend - laughed his ass off when shown the lump resultant of Lucifer’s recent braining. Appearing in spider form may not have been the best way to broach the apple subject to the first woman.

“Spiders the woman loveth not, Lucifer,” Uriel said, wiping his eyes. “Art thou retarded?”
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“Go violate thyself, dear friend.”